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Unwashed and somewhat slightly dazed

Unwashed And Somewhat Slightly Dazed

I am a fifty-nine year old writer who was born a hermaphrodite (the hidden or closed form) with undeveloped internal organs and a micro penis. And yes that is my own hair! No I have never had breast implants or plastic surgery, other than re-constructive surgery upon my genitalia and insides decades ago.

Though I did not have the balls for a successful sex change, I was fortunate enough to be the first intersex patient at Jimmy’s (Leeds) to have a completely new procedure for those with insufficient penile tissue, wanting to be female.

Throughout the ages hermaphrodites were said to have unusual powers and ability’s, which would make up for the fact that most of us would never have had a sex drive or libido without modern medician. Join a select group who can say they have slept with a hermaphrodite. I may be fifty-nine but we do not age the same as those born only one sex, so I have the body and libido of a thirty year old.

I would like to find a good, intelligent, caring, fun loving old man in rude health for friendship and to make love with until we can hardly walk. I am well educated, intelligent, have a degree in Literature and Ideology, was an officer at a Law Centre for ten years and involved in forensic profiling for twenty, used to be fluent in classical Arabic and am currently failing to make a successful living as a writer.

Am interested in writing, art, reading, music (classical, opera and rock), people and gardening (enjoy growing my own). Love any films that move and touche me emotionally, are well directed and speaks directly from and to the profound and sacred archetypes of humanities collective consciousness. Enjoy home cooking, the countryside, love and sex - if marriage is an institution, who wants to live in an institution?

Never watch television but love literature, be it classical or contemporary. Just so long as it is well crafted and when you finish a book, it leaves you feeling breathless, as if someone has punched you in the stomach and knocked the wind out of you.

I dislike television, cities, pretentious people, plastic pubs and restaurants, petty minded bigots, lying politicians, wanker bankers, reality/talent shows, hatred and religious hypocrites.

Favourite Films

Any film with Clive Owen, Brad Pitt and George Clooney in. Or that moves and touches me emotionally, is well directed and speaks directly from and to the profound and sacred archetypes of humanities collective consciousness.

Music

Lov e all music from Chopin to Simple Minds, Beethoven to OMD (Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark), Bach to Pink Floyd.

Books

Never watch television but love literature, be it classical or contemporary. Just so long as it is well crafted and when you finish a book, it leaves you feeling breathless, as if someone has punched you in the stomach and knocked the wind out of you.

Likes

Laughing
Love
S ex
Writing
Art
Reading
Hom e cooking
Music (classical, opera and rock)
Gardening
Mountains and countryside

Dislikes

Tel evision
Cities
Pretentious people
Plastic pubs and restaurants
Petty minded bigots
Lying politicians
Wanker bankers
Reality and television talent shows
Hatred
Religious hypocrites

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
BuildSlim
Height173 cm
Eye ColorBrown
Hair ColorBlack
Hair LengthShoulder length
Facial HairNone
Best featureChest
Health ConditionNo problems
Endowment (length)Long
Endowment (width)Thick

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationIt gets a bit crazy sometimes
Living ArrangementsAlone
Wants to RelocateYes
AvailabilityAnytime / Anyplace
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Bachelors
SpecialtyArt / Music / Literature
Employment StatusRetired
Job TitleWriter

Looking For

I prefer:Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Wit, Thoughtfulness

Sexual Activities

I enjoy sex:At least once a day
Sex isAlways on my mind
Most partners at once:Only one on one
Dirty talkDepends on the person
Night life:Intimate gatherings in my home, Movies, Munches

Sexual Interests

Oral Sex isIt's OK, but I prefer penetration
Anal sex isFun sometimes
Sex toys:Dildos/Vibrators
Size matterYes, definitely
"Off Limits":Don't like hurting other people